Possible reasons why I am not following you on Twitter February 26, 2008
Posted by Wade Rockett in Intarweb.2 comments
You’re not doing or saying or thinking anything that’s caught my interest.
You’re pretty interesting, but your content niche is already being filled to my satisfaction by someone else that I’m currently following.
You use Twitter exclusively as a chat room.
You post so frequently that it makes it hard to for me to follow people whose updates I care about more than yours.
You have referred to a woman as a “whore”.
You use caps. A lot.
You provide links so we can Digg your latest blog post.
You have an unsettling degree of enthusiasm for your job, which leads me to believe that you will someday snap and kill your clients/co-workers.
You make a public announcement whenever someone stops following your feed, singling them out by name. See above re: eventual mass-murder spree.
You are a rich, heterosexual, white man who’s complaining about being discriminated against. Shut up, honky.
You are a fictional character. Seriously, why do people continue to feel the need to respond to your attacks? She is a goddamn fictional character, people. It’s like you’re arguing with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
Do you want our Chinese women? February 15, 2008
Posted by Wade Rockett in What.1 comment so far
A few minutes later, Mao circled back to the offer. “Do you want our Chinese women?” he asked. “We can give you 10 million.”
- CNN, “Mao offered U.S. 10 million women” (via youngamerican)
Oh no, Robot lost his hand! Also our service is down again. February 1, 2008
Posted by Wade Rockett in Technology.add a comment
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