Behold the awfulness at Holy Taco.

Etsy seller EveningArwen brings us a Starfleet uniform design that I’m sure would win James T. Kirk’s wholehearted approval. This is actually a Next Generation inspired corset, which can be made in any of the Star Trek colors (red for hot command personnel; gold for hot engineering, security, and operations personnel; and blue for hot science and medical personnel.)

The position of the communicator badge means that the wearer would have to poke herself in the boob whenever she wanted to call someone.

(Via Craftastrophe)