With apologies to A.A. Milne

28 Jul

The note I taped to my door this morning:

WADE IS ON DEADLINE.

PLEASE KNOCK IF ANSWER IS REQUIRED.

PLEASE RING BELL IF ANSWER IS NOT REQUIRED.

(See, because there’s no bell for them to ring. Har! I’ve got my own “comedy stylings,” yes I do.)

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3 Responses to “With apologies to A.A. Milne”

  1. zia July 29, 2005 at 2:41 pm #

    You should have said, “Please ring bell if answer is required.” And thus ensured peace and quiet. Well, peace and quiet aside from Tom and Katie rumblings …

  2. Wade Rockett August 1, 2005 at 7:55 am #

    Speaking of which, I gave Amber a Scientology book to read so she’ll be completely up to speed when she marries Tom.

  3. zia August 22, 2005 at 10:17 am #

    For shame! You shouldn’t make fun of the retarded clams.

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