ME: I was thinking about you the other day when I was at Third Place Books. There’s a new book about sorority life. It’s an exposé by someone who went undercover to join one.
AMBER: I heard about that book. It’s so not true.
ME: It seemed kind of sensationalistic.
AMBER: It is sensationalistic!
ME: So in your experience, sororities are not full of alcohol abuse, promiscuity, and racism?
AMBER: There was no racism whatsoever.