Picture this: you’re out to dinner with some friends. When the check arrives at your table it becomes apparent that you have the highest-denomination bills in the party. It makes sense that you pay, and everyone else give you their share of the total in cash. But how do you know that their money is legit?
That’s when you whip out the Counterfeit Currency Detector Pen with Adhesive Holder, Black Barrel MMF200035204. Quickly flipping through the bills, you mark each one with the pen. If the mark is amber-colored, the money’s good. If it turns black, your pals are passing you some bad lettuce.
Reassure your friends that you trust them completely; but because – unlike you – they aren’t armed with the Counterfeit Currency Detector Pen (with Adhesive Holder, Black Barrel), they have no way to protect themselves from being easy marks for some fakeloo artist.
If they ask why you’re suddenly talking like a character from a Philip Marlowe novel, change the subject, perhaps by threatening to stab them.