Step 1. Banning any and all use of the color Pink
Step 2. Deleting all profiles that use the word “like” more than twice
Step 3. DeLeTiNg AlL PrOfIlEs ThAt LoOk LiKe ThIs
Step 4. Making MySpace safe from internet predators
Step 6. Profit!
And yes, I want it done in that goddamn order.
I like the cut of that boy’s jib.