MySpace: Last bastion of hideous late-90s Web design

17 Feb

In response to the Slashdot post MySpace To Be Made Safer For Users, user TubeSteak commented:

Step 1. Banning any and all use of the color Pink
Step 2. Deleting all profiles that use the word “like” more than twice
Step 3. DeLeTiNg AlL PrOfIlEs ThAt LoOk LiKe ThIs
Step 4. Making MySpace safe from internet predators
Step 6. Profit!

And yes, I want it done in that goddamn order.

I like the cut of that boy’s jib.

One Response to “MySpace: Last bastion of hideous late-90s Web design”

  1. zia February 17, 2006 at 10:17 am #

    To this excellent list, I would add banning reversed out copy on hideously patterned wallpaper. I mean, c’mon — the likelihood of anyone reading any of these blogs is slim enough without making it virtually impossible to see.

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