Misheard on the Food Network

“…Watch as she turns a one-armed scientist into a pastry snack!”

That probably wasn’t what the host really said.

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RT @amandawtwong: So I have come to this... posting Lower Decks AMVs (But I like this one from "Dale's hideout for dubious IP use" https:/… 3 hours ago
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