Misheard on the Food Network

“…Watch as she turns a one-armed scientist into a pastry snack!”

That probably wasn’t what the host really said.

From someone who’s from there: twitter.com/ortizguajillo/… 12 hours ago
imgur.com/gallery/IJRxxWi 20 hours ago
RT @JaynaPavlinArt: I would be more excited about a Top Gun sequel if Goose was in it and was a ghost that only Maverick could see. Also th… 20 hours ago
RT @Popehat: Not until I actually SEE the horse. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu… 1 day ago
RT @butt_genius: one time went for a walk at 10pm and some cops stopped me and told me about some "suspicious activity" and had i seen anyt… 2 days ago

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